Poor Magnifying

When an individual desires a luxury item but cannot afford the item drawing attention to the individual's less than wealthy circumstances.
I stay away from the cosmetic counters in Neiman Marcus or Nordstroms because they are so Poor Magnifying.
by svelte1day October 17, 2012
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Poor tori...

A term you say around any female who isnt named tori, (if they are named tori, say poor zoe) to freak them out and create awkward moments.
Dash: poor tori...
Jack: but im Jack!
Dash: poor tori...
Jack: what?
by Dash Reid April 11, 2008
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poor bloody mary

A bitch so broke she wears the same pad for her entire cycle
Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys
by ronin007 February 27, 2014
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Poor Man Ike Syndrome

A term that references Ike’s straightforward gameplan in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. Used to describe an overly simple or very ordinary individual.
“I did meet Robert last night, yeah. Must say, he wasn’t all that interesting.”
“True. Suffers from a little Poor Man Ike Syndrome.”
by Sivilion January 18, 2023
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sort-of poor

One who wants a Ferrari but won’t pay $5 for shipping.
Sorry I can’t go out, I’m sort-of poor.
by Mpl909 June 16, 2022
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ho poor

That ho be so poor, she be Ho Poor, she got to put out to go out.
by Newt1234 April 27, 2017
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Poor Gaddy

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer involving a transvestites only you blame liberals for making you do it when you're done.
There are some places in Missouri where a Poor Gaddy is a way of life
by publius2011 September 24, 2017
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