Alcohol Poo

When you go on a night out and get really drunk and then the next day you have a huge poo, this is referred to as the "Alcohol poo" varitaions exist such as the "Jack Daniels poo"

Steve: "hey mate are you hanging from last night?"
Paul: "Yeah mate just went for the biggest alcohol poo EVER"
Steve "lol"

by Meowfriend February 25, 2013

Fraud poo

When you lie about needing a poo as an excuse to leave the room and stop talking to an annoying friend.

Jeez, Jimmy was being such a tool the other day that I left him to go for a fraud poo.

by Peggyatthestar February 15, 2015

poo roundabout

In the world of business, a poo roundabout is when a company hires someone shit, they do shit, then they're hired somewhere else where they do the same shit resulting in a poo roundabout.

He's back? What a poo roundabout

by Businessinsider101 June 19, 2015

poo snooze

Taking a nap in the work bathroom while sitting on the toilet.

I was so exhausted that I had to take a twenty minute poo snooze.

by Allonsy_away March 13, 2016

poo eyes

a loyal fan of the legend xxxtentacion
they are big fans of the song SAD!

"yo that guy over there has big ass poo eyes"

by rejat April 9, 2019

Coffee Poo

The strange phenomenon of needing a poo straight after drinking a coffee.

9am

Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit

11am

Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?

Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.

by Everton dude January 3, 2020

Dutch Poo

When you crap in a services toilet with the toilet seat down.

Ahh mate, I was in such a rush, I had to have a Dutch poo.

by Yeet90 November 15, 2020