pollyrectalitis

When someone has a cheery outlook on life, because they have their head up their hind end.

A person who is blinded about the things around them is in a pollyrectalitis state.

by ~k~a~y~ September 2, 2010

Pollock Roulette

Playing in the front yard during a disaster, natural, bombs,whatever.A variant of Russian roulette.

How many pollocks does it take to kill themselves?However many are playing Pollock Roulette during a volcano.

by QuagmireglenGIGITYGIGITYGIGITY December 11, 2011

pollutant

noun. An enjoyable food stuff with the consistency of minced banjos. A terrine of soldiers ants. specially imported from Danish caves and eaten in Glasgow street markets.

Ock Aye. A fanceee a wee maxi pollutant fa me brekkie

by mrsbadger July 16, 2011

Pollution Pump

The unclean sphincter of a human that pumps out a pollutant. (AKA Butthole)

Guy 1 : How'd last night go?
Guy 2: Well, we had a good time putting items into her pollution pump
Guy 1: NIIIIICE

by WootALoot February 27, 2018

bollock pollen

another word for a mans seed, aka semen, spunk and other variations of the word

"i have been saving my bollock pollen for a girl like you"

" i have mighty bollock pollen"

by dohbag aka luke doherty May 13, 2009

Sheik Polly Pocket

A noun, referring to a short brown man of Persian/Pakistani descent who tells women he is a "sheik" to get into their panties.
The signifigance of the phrase "polly pocket" in the phrase is that it describes the rather small stature of the individual in question. IE, polly pocket was a popular toy in the late 90's that could easily be folded up and stored in a child's pocket because it was so small, much like sheik polly's penis.

Jon: "Man did you hear what sheik polly pocket did this time?"

Adil: "Lemme guess, he told some girl he has a lot of money to get into her panties?""

Jon: "Yup."

by Jterror March 17, 2010

Cyber-Pollution

Emailing or uploading an excessive number of files, or excessivly large files.

J: My friend just uploaded 329 photos from our boys' weekend. 329. Really??? How am I supposed to even begin to go through those?

J: Talk about cyber-pollution!

by RD VLVT July 28, 2011