partner tag

A sad excuse to have an orgy with someone in the form of tag. You sit behind them, then when pointed at you pounce on them in a very sexual way until they tag the person in the middle. Best played while in the rain.

Two men working on a roof...

Man1: Why are those kids having sex at a playground?!

Man2: I think they w=are playing partner tag..

by alligator17 June 9, 2010

partyner

(n). A person that accompanies you to a party, or a party partner.

I need a partyner to go rage with this weekend, you down?

by A fellow partyner October 7, 2011

Partner Architect

An architect with share of the company.

He is the partner architect of a busy company.

by m.rom February 19, 2012

Partner Assisted PT

The physical training that occurs during sexual intercourse.

Joe asked Sally if she'd like to engage in some partner assisted PT.

by Kingdicktheasshole February 27, 2012

Patroned

When someone willingly, or at someones direction, consumes so much Patron Tequila that he/she grabs any blunt object (this can be anything, a golf club, a chair, a coffee table) they can find and begins attacking people and inanimate objects (lamps, TVs, etc.) with it. This is usually, but not always, followed by vomiting somewhere other than the toilet.

Witness #1- Dude, he got so drunk off Tequila last night that he broke his TV with a golf club and then vomited on his X-Box. Witness #2- Yeah, the Shot Nazi Patroned his ass good! She had him take so many shots he was barking like a dog.

by Witness #3 February 3, 2013

partynapped

Being abducted by friends claiming to take you on only a one or two hour trip and end up being stuck without a ride at a distant party for several hours or even days.

"Dude, what happened to you? I thought we were going to see Animal Collective."

"Yeah, sorry. Jen partynapped me. I was stuck in Tuba City for 3 days."

by Lifelessorgasm February 16, 2013

Parsoned

The act of deleting or editing a comment on Facebook to make the thread of the conversation look like you are being reasonably and the other person is a dick.

Oh look, you've changed the reply from "suck my dick!!!" to "but I don't know why you are being so unreasonable?" I've been Parsoned again!

by Vengeful Kitten November 30, 2015