Mr. Parker

The best and most handsome teacher of all time

Mr. Parker is hip.

by soreno September 22, 2021

beth parker hovercraft

beth is a rlly cool girl. she is very nice and even tho she can be a bitch she will always be there for you if you come to her. she is very amazing and also hot. try not to get in arguments w her bc u will probably feel very bad after

wow beth parker hovercraft is so cool

by Tescoisgay September 27, 2021

Peter Parker

when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.

"I pulled off my first Peter Parker last night, safe to say the funeral was very awkward #sorrynan"

by peterparkerspedo August 8, 2021

parker

a parker is probably one of the most beautiful people in the world,
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3

friend: yo bro who got you smilin like that??
me: a parker.

by emofajry (aka fraise) August 26, 2021

parker

parker is a loving, kind, funny and sweetest that i have ever meant. if u have a parker in your life then ur lucky. never lose a parker in your life. he is very supportive in everything and believes in u when u dont. they can make your depressing day to a shining sun. parkers are very entertaining and are always sweet. they can be helpful when u dont ask for help.

losing a parker in your life may be the biggest regret in your life.

by thebearingbear June 23, 2021

Parker Coulson

In a word-amazing. One of a kind, loves to flirt, hates hispanics, and lives to hack facebook statuses. She is loyal to the end, but will burn you down if you don't live up to her standards. You want her on your team. Also, likes Mexican food and Popsicles. Breaks easily so handle with care.

Look at that bitch in the convertible with eyelashes. Such a Parker Coulson move.

Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson

by parkk December 9, 2012

Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011