Parker

The kind of guy who likes getting pegged, like alot..
"Oh did you meet parker last friday?"

"Yeah he likes getting pegged!"
by goodbøy October 13, 2020
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A parrot looking boy that squaks at every random chance
Parker is such a parrot! he loves crackers!
by dragontu71 February 23, 2022
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Gets shagged by men but only on Mondays . calls it accountancy when its actually just being a rent boy , also lives in a caravan and drinks 40 cans of Guinness a day
i know this gypsy Parker who's defo a rent boy and a alcoholic
by SmashedAndrandom December 28, 2024
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A litel peace of shit and acts like a girl on her period HAS no penis just vagina is name of kid
That parKer
by Penis makeer December 24, 2019
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Parker is my enemy, he is watching me write this
by ParkerHater420 February 29, 2024
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Parker is a guy who comes across as being charismatic, kind, respectful & honest. Over time you discover the man behind the mask. He will impress you, put you first, give you with compliments and praise – but always has a motive. He has to be needed and have others depend on him. He'll do everything in his power to ensure that you rely on him. Even if it comes to ostracizing you from your family & friends. He'll convince you that everyone else is out to get you and that he's the only one you can trust.

He seems confident, but in reality is insecure and has a low self-esteem. But he also has an exaggerated sense of pride and self-importance. He believes he's destined for greatness. To receive validation, he's not above lying about his accomplishments. He feels justified in doing so. He never feels that anything is his fault – it's always someone else's fault. He is selfish and loves being the center of attention. When he is not being pampered, cared for, or if the spotlight is on someone else, he throws tantrums. He is envious, suspicious of others, arrogant, a pathological liar, unable to experience empathy, and feels superior to others. He reacts to criticism (about his behaviour) with denial, asserting his innocence while demonstrating no sympathy or remorse.

He will take and destroy everything and everyone you love. He will gaslight you until the cows come home. Avoid him at all costs.
Jennifer: Parker is the best! He never lets me pay for dinner. He is so kind and respectful. The perfect boyfriend.

Ray: Don't date him! He's arrogant, selfish, and incapable of thinking of anyone other than himself. He'll show his true colours soon enough.
by Ginnybear2000 December 19, 2018
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