Parking Job

When one consumes both a stimulant such as Viagra and a sleeping aid such as Ambien then proceeds to fall asleep while still fully erect inside of a woman.

I was so tired that I couldn't even stay awake for sex, I wound up giving her a parking job.

by Anathemanic January 8, 2012

condell park

a suburb which shares the same postcode as bankstown. is known for terrorists and drive bys but is still considered the "good" side of bankstown.

ignorant person: i thought you were from bankstown?
me: hell no im from condell park!

by condell rules April 8, 2009

jock park

To park your vehicle in a parking stall backwards.

Wilford Brimley occasionally jock parked his Model T when he’d get his blood sugar checked at the Walgreens.

by Thunder P September 18, 2020

free parking

A girl who has a loose pussy because she gets banged by every guy. This girl is unbelieveably easy. Sleep with her if you want an std.

That Faith bitch is for sure free parking.

by lala1043 January 5, 2010

Love Park

A park in Philadelphia, PA that houses the famous "Love" statue. Known for being an sweet place to skate due to it's awesome curved steps. However, skating in the park is apparently banned. :(

Skater 1: Dude, I'm new to Philly wheres a good place to skate?

Skater 2: Love Park is awesome if you dont get caught their...

by PhillyPhan August 2, 2008

nigger park

Commonly observed anywhere people can park. The car is parked backwards, facing out, as to allow a quick getaway.

"You just see those guys nigger park? They must be up to no good."

by datboiT March 1, 2009

Parks and Recreation

Better than the Office.

Man, Parks and Recreation is the best.

by BigBrain23 October 15, 2019