pants-down

a phrase used to describe something especially shocking and/or awesome, a more extreme version of 'hands-down'.
Sally"That boy over there yonder in hands-down gorgeous"

Vicky"That may be true, but that man over there a ways is pants-down gorgeous"
Sally"Ooohh your right. Hands-down will not cut it when you have pants-down"
by CarolinaMasFine July 20, 2010
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PANTS HAMMER

One of the many nouns used to describe the male reproductive organ.
Also known as: What your mom was munching on last night.
"Wow, I'd like to give his mom a pound with my pants hammer!"
by E. Nigma May 23, 2007
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Party Pants

Pants that have holes in them due to the immense partying they've been through.
You're wearing your party pants
by OGstatus April 07, 2009
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Tight in the pants

when guys on xbox live hear a girl talking over a mic say: "OMG are you a girl! Can I please add you to my friends list" and then become horny and pop a boner; thus becoming "tight in the pants"
Kelsey makes all the guys on Xbox Live tight in the pants when she talks over the mic.
by Andrew David Hernandez June 30, 2008
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smarty-pants

1. (n) a smart aleck
2. (n) a person who knows that the word "lul-a-bye" comes from the Saxon words “lul,” meaning "to sing," and “bye,” meaning "to sleep," and then brags about it in the weekly email newsletter.
Example: Kristy is such a smarty-pants.
by Footnotes editor March 07, 2006
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iron pants

An aggressive, domineering, misandristic woman whom is latently or manifestly homosexual.
Ted: Jane is looking pretty hot! I'm going to tag some puss!

Bill: Ha ha ha, you mean iron pants? Good luck, that bitch will amputate your dick.
by jpopie March 17, 2011
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nuddy pants

when you are wearing pants that are, quite literally, skin colored-i.e. you are wearing no pants
Barbie: last night, i got like drunk i danced in my nuddy pants
Ken: Oh.
by tayzor October 28, 2003
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