sexual positions

Where one is ranked on the sexual ladder.

yoan is WAY out of my sexual position.. i need to find someone more in my league..

by Yoan February 1, 2003

posin' for a hosin'

At some universities, the custom of some young women to sunbathe where the football team will run by them (like beside the path between the field and the fieldhouse). The perfect posin' for a hosin' outfit is a very small thong bikini that's at least partly transparent. Easy to spot as they're the only people you've ever seen sunbathing with their makeup and hair perfect.

Your luck gets a lot better at the postgame party if you've been posin' for a hosin' all week.

by passerthru February 19, 2008

to release the poison from my snake

This phrase means: to masterbate.

The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:

"I need to get the poison of of my snake."

Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."

Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.

by ::MIKESTER:: December 23, 2008

fecal position

A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.

Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".

by rocketride August 14, 2008

poisoned youth

Another name for the Fall Out Boy fanbase. Specifically mentioned in the song centuries

"Hey did you see the new poisoned youth merch?"

"Yeah it was totally awesome."

by Nehappyfuse March 7, 2015

Polio Rammer

When you're doing someone doggystyle or in the butt up against the corner of a bed post. After ejaculation, you immediately grab the back of your partners head and RAM it against the corner "pole" or bed post. Aka the Bastard Child of Donky Punch and Strawberry Swirl.

After a 32 minute cardiovascular themed love making session, I gave my girl a polio rammer!

by JayRomieO November 5, 2004

bread poisoning

The sluggish, bloated feeling that occurs after ingesting too many carbs.

"Uggggh.... All that pasta and those 4 pieces of garlic toast gave me total bread poisoning."

by Mya M. July 24, 2008