Petting the pelican

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013

Miss pet

Usually an umpalumpa looking biddie who waddles round a high school on lunch screamen errrrrr lads

I wanna lil mama as bad as miss pet

by Me crumptons fave person September 29, 2020

passing off" the "small pet pass-off

Where you cuddle a buxom girl's pint-sized "furry four-legged friend" (cat, small dog, rabbit, etc.) for a while, then hand over the animal to her, obliging her to allow your hands/arms to press/rub right against her luscious chest-pillows for a few seconds as she carefully transfers her pet from your grasp to hers. A great and totally "acceptable" way to "cop a free feel" without the cutie's being able to accuse you of being too touchy feeley; if you're super-careful to not move your hand or arm any more than would logically be necessary to simply "pass off" the chesty chick's pet to her, most likely she won't even realize/suspect that you were "passing off"anything on her in the first place.

Sometimes a "pleeze squeeze theeze"-minded chick can herself be guilty of "passing off" the "small pet pass-off" on a guy --- she takes her sweet time and does more "maneuvering and wriggling" than seemingly necessary to merely take back her pet from him. :P

by QuacksO July 07, 2018

ER's Pet

A student who is known for his legendary procrastination abilities and still manages to get good grades from his teacher ER. In doing so, he does not have to kiss his teacher's ass making this word the exact opposite of a Teacher's Pet. There is also a possibility of the teacher liking the student for his procrastination abilities.

YungBB: Yo man what did you get from ER this term?
Leg-end: I got a 8/8 man
YungBB: What a fucking ER's Pet

by skaaaa May 31, 2018

pet fret

When an animal owner worries over the well-being of their pet when away.

Stop pet fretting. Jane is so good to animals. I'm sure your dog will be fine when you return.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

Huggy pets

The sensual kiss, that you crave, followed by a hug all while being pet very inappropriately; sexy petting and hugs.

*something sad occurs* Baby I need huggy pets pleaseeeee!!

*get horny and stammer around like a child* huggyyyy petssssss. huggyyyyy pets.

by Fordyum April 26, 2021

Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018