Penhale

Penhale is welsh slang for a fake, delusional person.

He paid for his own fashion shoot now he thinks hes a model, that guy is such a Penhale

by Carpet DM October 7, 2016

twenty pence piss

Refers to the cost of peeing in a train station toilet, for which you will invariably be charged twenty pence to gain entry. Rhymes with "twenty pence piece".

"I was desperate to pee, but my train wasn't due to leave for a while, so I had to fork out for a twenty pence piss!"

by brosephkirk January 11, 2012

JC Penny Gal

A nice looking lady. The kind you'd like to take home to Mama's house for supper.

A termed that was first used by Robert "Rabbit" Pitts while telling a story on the YouTube channel, Vinwiki.

Man 1: "So, how was your date with Charlene?"

Man 2: "Man, it was wonderful. She's a real JC Penny Gal and as sweet as can be."

by LM7 V8 May 25, 2021

Penalty stroke

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.

I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.

by arnie123 April 4, 2015

pentagoon

noun: an obtuse member of the US Department of Military Defence, aka, “The Pentagon”

This wannabe "Glorious Leader" is sure to be liked by the military-might-is-right pentagoons.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 18, 2016

Gleenis Penis

A penis with the qualities of a Gleenis.

Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.

Female: Are you good in bed?

Guy: Well... I have a Gleenis Penis.

Female: Take me now!

by M?th Is Fun June 13, 2017

Arthur Pendragon

He is #daddy. Arthur is a hot, brave, sexy beast. He is also a clotpole, dollophead, prat, royal ass, ignorant, and loves to take his shirt off. He thinks his servant Merlin is a complete idiot, but also loves him.

"Arthur Pendragon has hot nipples"

"Arthur Pendragon is Jessie's husband"
"Arthur is such a clotpole"

by Arthurismydaddybish September 23, 2017