A finished camel currently hiding from Messi in the deserts of Saudi Arabia, known for statpadding against small teams in qualifiers and ghosting in world cup knockouts. Hes also the only individual to win eight instagram d'ors.
Me: Hey! Did u see Prister Penaldos penalty yesterday against Lithuania? He is such a farmer bro!
Friend: Nah bro Lithuania is a big team, unlike most in Copa america!
Me: You are such a Prister Penaldo fan!
Friend: Nah bro Lithuania is a big team, unlike most in Copa america!
Me: You are such a Prister Penaldo fan!
by Honest Prister Penaldo fan February 6, 2024
Get the Prister Penaldo mug.Pristiano Penaldo Is a ghost living on the streets of Saudi Arabia. make sure to Not bring any tap-ins or penalties around him or he will take them and stat pad against Al Kebab. He is known to be the worst player to ever play football and ghosts in big games. He steals penalties from his teammates so he can get goals. no one has ever seen him play, he sits on the bench all game.
by Penalty Merchant Penaldo March 19, 2024
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Using my likeness to fuck women who thing you are me is rape. The contract explicitly states that that isn't allowed and is punishable by death. Anyone who benefits from the contract cannot, then, violate the contract and escape the punishment commensurate with the crime.
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You are demanding of yourself and others, but when you give your heart to someone you’re very loyal. You are committed to anything you do, including relationships — you absolutely adore the idea of love.If someone tries to corner you or put you in a difficult situation, they’d better be prepared to give it their best shot, because you won’t give in until you win, and your enemy is totally crushed in body, mind and spirit. Unstoppable.
You are demanding of yourself and others, but when you give your heart to someone you’re very loyal. You are committed to anything you do, including relationships — you absolutely adore the idea of love.If someone tries to corner you or put you in a difficult situation, they’d better be prepared to give it their best shot, because you won’t give in until you win, and your enemy is totally crushed in body, mind and spirit. Unstoppable.
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More active if Colorado is the oppenent.
More active if Colorado is the oppenent.
FUCK THE OENALTYS TERRYS GHOST WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY
Q:HAVE U HAD YOUR FILL OF TERRY TODAY?
A: NO BUT I DID FUCK THE PENALTYS.
Q:HAVE U HAD YOUR FILL OF TERRY TODAY?
A: NO BUT I DID FUCK THE PENALTYS.
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