Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.
by Aerius June 23, 2007
Get the lousiana paint jobmug. the retard who posts definitions on urban dictionary such as:
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is a dumbfucker who must have been raised feeding on paint chips containing lead his whole life
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is a dumbfucker who must have been raised feeding on paint chips containing lead his whole life
by you dickfucker October 21, 2004
Get the eats paint chipsmug. A can of paint pressured by aresol. To assure even ratio between Areosol and Paint, spray paint cans have a small marble sized plastic or ceramic bearing. Each spray can's aresol and paint consistacy varies between makes. For example MonTana has a european feel with thicker paint,wheras Krylon is runny and can be administered quicker.
by PAkru June 30, 2003
Get the Spray Paint Canmug. Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.
Can also be used with any state or town!
Can also be used with any state or town!
Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!
by Rusty Sheriff's Badge May 28, 2011
Get the Alaskan Paint Jobmug. A bitch ass po' foo who got so few dollas in the bank that he must often resort to actions such as:
1. eatin' some nasty ass bag fries out of the garbage
2. sleeping on a bench and using his own shoe as a pillow
3. reusing scotch tape and Q-tips
4. stealing money for bread and milk to feed himself and his family.
synonyms include the following:
1. "poor"
1. eatin' some nasty ass bag fries out of the garbage
2. sleeping on a bench and using his own shoe as a pillow
3. reusing scotch tape and Q-tips
4. stealing money for bread and milk to feed himself and his family.
synonyms include the following:
1. "poor"
by we tryin' OKAY September 16, 2006
Get the scrapin' the paint canmug. When a girl has her period, the guy bites the tip of the tampon (while still inside the girl), then pulls it out, and slaps it under each of his eyes, thus leaving a red mark under each eye. The guy then proceeds to make Indian war cries.
by Reginald XII January 19, 2008
Get the war paintmug. Formed in the small suburbs of chicago, this quartet spits out sounds of blood brothers, to the ambient lines of detachment kit, and a pinch of fear before the march of flames for some good times...
They are in the midths of writting and recording there debut EP/LP titled, Nothing Sounds as Good as This Tastes. Keep your eyes peeled around the end of January.
They are in the midths of writting and recording there debut EP/LP titled, Nothing Sounds as Good as This Tastes. Keep your eyes peeled around the end of January.
by tits February 10, 2005
Get the they stole picassos paintingmug.