trail of tears

The trail of hair leading down the back to a persons ass hole.

Kevin, when you bend over I can see your trail of tears! Gnarly.

by wizbiz November 28, 2010

Angry Dragon's Tears

An angry dragon in which you hold the bitch's nose so the jiz cums out her eyes.

"Last night, after consuming mass quantities of salted goat meat, I proceeded to make my lover shed some angry dragon tears."

by moob master April 9, 2003

Gay Tears

When you start crying for something retarded or stupid that doesn't even make sense.

Look at Brad over there crying Gay Tears because his hair got wait.

by awesomejelli21 July 2, 2020

commie tears

commie tears is the act of taking ones cum and sharing it with everyone in the room preferably its when everyone cums inside a cup mix with vodka and each person has to sip sharing the cum amongst your fellow cummers

me and mark had 6 other friends over we all jerk off into a cup and commie tears with our friends

by ancientalienrockdweller September 6, 2021

pear-pa-tear

another way of saying "papertowel"

Usually is said the most while being extremely fucking high

Can I have a pear-pa-tear?

by BlueAnaconda 1 January 27, 2011

Fuck Me To Tears

An utterance of disgust, shame, embarassment and disappoinment. "Fuck Me To Tears" is "Make Me Cry" when in the company of close friends or an understanding family; while
"Make Me Cry" is the version for "Polite" (Prudish/Anal-Retentive) Company.
See "Make Me Cry".

GODDAMN IT! I just lost my phone i need to hurry to WORK! FUCK ME TO TEARS!!! I can't deal with this shit right now!

by Sgt_Hoagie November 13, 2019

Ohatian Tear Jerker

Eye irritation caused by the vaginal discharge of Ohio women. Often a foamy - like discharge, it is a highly irritating secretion with a pungent suffocating odor. It’s is extremely basic and corrosive.

Go Buckeyes!

“I’m sorry,” she said again. “I didn’t mean to give you an Ohatian Tear Jerker!” No, it’s my fault,” he said, tears streaming down his face, “I should have known better than to tongue punch the fart box of a Colombus native.

by CussMustard March 15, 2023