Arse Barge

A person (generally of the male persuasion) who takes pleasure in copping it us the arse!
i.e Fudge Packer .....

Kings Cross is full of arse barges.

by Tonka082 March 22, 2009

rat arsed

1) To be intoxicated or piss drunk.

2) to have an anus with descending, wirey, long hair, similar to a rat. Also, often with a tail.

I got rat arsed.


You're rat arsed, and you have big teeth.

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

arse ache

To be upset with someone or something.

"He's got the real arse ache with me today. Just 'coz I turned up late!"

by JohnnyMalaria January 22, 2005

arse candle

A situation involving public outrage or malicious talk about us.

Bill told Hillary, "Sweetie, Monica is arse candle."

by harry flashman August 16, 2003

Arse particles

the particles expelled when you fart, which linger in the air, causing smell.

PARTICLE: ie, atoms ... etc: expelled from bum-hole, thusly named "Arse Particles"

"Upon waking, James lifted his duvet covers and wafted the arse particles around the room. Hannah turned over...and woke up thinking something had died as the particles lingered in her nostrils."

by PARTICLECHICK November 13, 2011

Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

by ravenutter September 8, 2013

Arse-Biscuit

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.

Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!

by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017