Fish nonce

A person who goes fishing for "fun". Typically (but not exclusively) an overweight, white male who puts selfies of themselves squeezing their victims on their dating profiles. Known to lie and exaggerate sizes. Enemy of swans.

Have you seen Terry's on tinder? He'll never get a girlfriend using that Fish nonce photo.

by Merciless6 May 14, 2025

Nonce

Being atraccted to underaged kids

Did you hear that a nonce just moved next door

by Edwin.S July 11, 2023

Softcore noncing

We're not talking hardcore noncing, where you're literally diddling kids. We're talking softcore noncing, where you're an 18 year old hanging around maccies in your corsa looking for 16 year olds.

Oh Dave? Don't talk to him, he's into softcore noncing

by BILLY DOMES July 19, 2023

Nonce

a word used by mainly British people to describe a nasty filthy paedophile

lily: "mr friend jus tried to touch me"
harry:"im gunna report that cunt, what a nonce"

by glitterfairy.com July 20, 2023

Nonce

A slang term for ‘Nice person’ , typically used in the United Kingdom.

‘ Oh, he’s a nonce’ she said

by wkingsley10 August 28, 2023

Nonce

A nonce is a slang term used to describe a peadophile. It’s typically used in the United Kingdom, by, chavs.

Rah, he’s such a nonce

by wkingsley10 August 28, 2023

Nonce

British slang for pedophile.

Eg. Arron Magson is such an ugly nonce.

Eg. Arron Magson is such an ugly nonce.

by British Slang User September 4, 2023