Send noodles

When you don’t want to be cringe so you say noodles instead of nudes

Send NOODLES plssss

by Lingling4eva April 22, 2019

Shit Noodle

Name for an ugly, loser who starts dating a really hot girl because she has settled for him and ends up thinking he's too good for her.

"I'm dating Jon, he might not be all that attractive but he's a super nice guy who's totally into computers."

*One week later*
"He's a super lame guy who ditches me on the daily"
….
"I'm dating a shit noodle"
(A conversation with yourself)

by PrettyLittleBryers October 1, 2014

crap noodles

The act of putting an object with small holes in front of your ass when you take a shit, resulting in the shit being squeezed into noodle-like strands.

The fags over in apartment 6 are always dropping crap noodles on the lawn.

by Sgt. Baker May 10, 2005

Fart noodle

A poop

My belly hurts. I hope its just a fart noodle.

by Doodlenuts0 September 23, 2016

crotch noodle

a piece of food that falls into the pubic region undetected and becomes entwined therefore, after days is found dangling and stinky in your unshaven, uncut pubic yarn.

Doctor, my balls are extremely sore. I think it started when i first discovered my cheddar and bacon flavored crotch noodle.

by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009

Noodle Soup

When your dick is too limp because you're too inebriated and you can't get it up anymore but you're try'in to have sex. a.k.a a flaccid penis.

For Example "I'm just try'in to get laid, I'm not sick I dont have the flu or any other influenza virus! i did not need the campbells chicken noodle soup!"

by AutumnSinner September 14, 2010

Burmese Noodles

When you put your penis in a woman's butt and your peehole fills with poop. Then you pee out the string of poop in her mouth.

I just gave her the Burmese Noodles, I hope Buddha wasn't watching.

by dogslayer March 8, 2018