Shit Noodle

Name for an ugly, loser who starts dating a really hot girl because she has settled for him and ends up thinking he's too good for her.
"I'm dating Jon, he might not be all that attractive but he's a super nice guy who's totally into computers."

*One week later*
"He's a super lame guy who ditches me on the daily"
….
"I'm dating a shit noodle"
(A conversation with yourself)
by PrettyLittleBryers October 02, 2014
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Send noodles

When you don’t want to be cringe so you say noodles instead of nudes
by Lingling4eva April 23, 2019
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crap noodles

The act of putting an object with small holes in front of your ass when you take a shit, resulting in the shit being squeezed into noodle-like strands.
The fags over in apartment 6 are always dropping crap noodles on the lawn.
by Sgt. Baker May 11, 2005
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Fart noodle

My belly hurts. I hope its just a fart noodle.
by Doodlenuts0 September 23, 2016
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noodle toot

1. (verb) When one passes gas and secretes a noodle.

2. (noun) An individual who says or does something ridiculous, silly or funny.
1. Emily: "What is that coming out of your panties?"
Katie: "Oh god, that fart was really a noodle toot!"

2. Harrison: "I just defined 'noodle toot' on Urban Dictionary!"
Katie: "You're such a noodle toot!"
by My penis is named Gilbert October 20, 2009
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noodle splash

Brandon: Yo hurry up and get out of the shower what's takin you so long?
Dylan: My bad dude, I'm just noodle splashin.
Brandon: Oh nice. Take your time then.
by dpollydaweasel December 15, 2011
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Noodle Complex

Also known as the Innermonologue gleefully acting young syndrome or "IMGAY" for short; A distortion of brain activity brought on by excessively drinking shots of whiskey and chasing them with shots of oil based paint, hits of 40x salvia, and huffing springtime meadows frebreze until the users legs give way.

Symtoms include laughing excessively at ones own vomit and then eating it; piercing of the gentials with household wares; and a generally proud demeaner about ones own stupidity.

There is no cure for Noodle Complex and since it is such a rare ailment, not much research or investigation has been conducted to discover a method to reduce the effects. To add to the plight, doctors often misdiagnose the problem as the "you dare me to do it syndrome" but the clear distinction between the two is that N.C. leads to homosexual tendencies whereas the latter does not.
Noodle Sundrome affects all races, classes, and both genders. However adolescents and young adults, particularly middle class caucasion fraternity members are at a dramatic increase of risk.
Jim..."Have you noticed how strange Josh has been acting?"
Shawna..."Yeah! he kidnapped the naighbors dog and is forcing him to slide down the hill on a stolen stop sign, I think hes on something strange."
Jim..."I wander if he might have Noodle Complex?"
by dr know nothing April 20, 2010
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