Fuck Muffin

A cute girl that is a real slut but not many people know it but get her in the right mood she is a freak!

Some Mormon girls are really Fuck Muffins

by Iwouldknow August 11, 2009

stud muffin

A guy or girl who is beautiful and sexy to the opposite sex. A stud muffin is usually extremely cute and cuddly, and is a lover not a fighter.

check him out! cole is such a stud muffin! i mean, he's SO smooth!

by why does everyone have my name? December 16, 2007

peel his muffin cap back blue

the art or cutting a mans dickhead off, preferable with a prison shank seeing how that where this saying came from

peel his muffin cap back blue
peel this motherfuckers muffin cap back blue.

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by smoke weed till ur lungz bleed July 7, 2011

Wet Muffin Party

When a group of testosterone filled hetero or homo men decide out of boredom to jerkoff on a muffin, the last one to blow his wad has to eat the muffin

The guys were bored so they threw a wet muffin party.

by Beefiwiw October 19, 2003

muffins

Delicious personal cakes. They come in many flavors like blueberry and chocolate!

Muffins are good. I ate one.

by Coasterboi April 3, 2008

muffin

A really good bakery item-thing. This is probally the only definition for a edible muffin. (Don't you dare say pussy!) I like to paint muffins.

I was a muffin for Halloween, and some crazy old guy tried to eat me.

by Kirug January 5, 2005

breast muffin

The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.

After my daughter was born, my wife was known to have a breast muffin or two.

by Chris M. Thompson September 12, 2005