Moist

Yet another slang word (most likely created by millenialls) to emphasize coolness, awesomeness, legitimacy, etc.

How was the movie, dude?

Oh, it was moist af, bro! You gotta see it!

Moist!

by Boris Longbottom February 15, 2017

Moist sock

When sombody ejaculates into a sock.

My mom found my moist sock behind my bed!

by Urban_Retard May 29, 2017

Moist

One of ethan dolan's pet peeves.He hated the word the most .Hearing that word make him cringe so hard till he had tits sweat

Girl#1 in 4ou tour: "ETHAN! MOIST!"
Ethan dolan:*throws up milk and gross shit*

by Agirlmentallydatingthedolans August 14, 2017

moistcosity

The viscosity of a womans jizz

Her panties were stuck to her virgina because of moistcosity

by Wayne Chase-Dunlop April 18, 2018

Moist Acorn Penis

A penis with no shaft just the head. Cum into a small container. Then dip their penis into the container, getting the whole penis soaked/moist.

Tony: I cant wait to have a moist acorn penis tonight.
Barry: Same, might have to join.

by Brad Soab December 3, 2017

Moist

Moist is a little Asian kid who has been called adorable and humiliated in so many ways he gives himself his own names and falls inlove quick he only cares about himself and does things for his own benefits he switchs up a lot and is always broke but moist is a great friend if you find yourself a moist make sure to drop him quick

Moist is a dick

by Thatguy097293 January 30, 2018

Moister

Another word for vagina

Ew it’s so hot out here my moister is sweating

by carrassonne October 13, 2018