stamina-mobile

mode of travel used by orange politicians who cannot walk with other world leaders.

Even after deriding others about their lack of "stamina" to be a world leader, POTUS had to use his stamina-mobile to follow the rest of the world leaders during the G7 summit

by sandy clawz May 31, 2017

mobile zombie

The growing band of individuals who are becoming increasingly annoying. Symptoms are that they walk along having a mobile phone conversation, but when the conversation becomes too difficult they have to switch on their second working brain cell which causes them to stop dead in their tracks causing a normal person following to bump into, or with difficulty, avoid them. The following person then naturally will try to go round the mobile zombie, just as the Phombie manages to switch the 2nd brain cell back to walking mode, thus almost causing a second collision.

London has been filling up more and more with mobile zombies lately

by Expert pedestrian March 17, 2010

Mirth mobile

When you drive a small car, usually a red Hyundai Accent and the flex pipe flies off the car.

Hey Donnie, stealing the Mirth mobile for a minute.

by Roscopico April 9, 2022

DUI Mobile

A standard bicycle with a gasoline engine. They get their name because, typically, their owners were arrested for driving under the influence and lost their license.

That's gotta suck, dude. You lost your license and now you gotta drive around on that DUI Mobile.

by Stupidly Sophisticated October 10, 2023

catshit mobile

When idiots let their pet cats live illegally inside their vehicle and all you smell is ammonia and cat shit.

"Aw hell no . I'm not getting in that catshit mobile bro."

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

Mobile up

Going out and getting drunk with friends and in the process taking as many pictures (good and bad) as you can with your mobile phone and uploading them to Facebook or other social media sites.

mobile upload uploading

Hey you want to go mobile up tonight!

We need to get together soon and do some mobile ups!

While doing something very drunk as others chant...Mobile up, mobile up, mobile up!!!

Wow did you see those mobile ups from last night?

by MobileUpingOnDaReg June 14, 2013

Mobile Statue

A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.

I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...

by Vinculus April 2, 2009