ichi michi

Verb: To swarm as craved group of loinclothed midgets.

He ichi michied over the last piece of cake.

by Ryan May 6, 2004

Hale, Michigan

Crossroads town above the thumb in Michigan. Little more than a blinking light, a store and a bar where all the locals can be found. Hale's bar features a unique custom, no matter what beer one orders, the bar maid draws alternately from either the Schlitz or Pabst Blue Ribbon tap. Locals apparently cannot distinguish between the two nor between both and all other beverages.

"When you are in Hale, Michigan you can drink some Schlitz and get the shits."

by Once a vistor to Hale August 28, 2011

Michilada

Two beers
Two glasses, preferably pilsner
Salt Traders Margarita Salt
Dried oregano
Freshly-ground black pepper
Worcestershire Sauce
1 lime all mixed, for hangovers

ima drink a michilada as soon as i wake up.

by El Camaleon September 20, 2007

Michigan Handshake

A blow job from someone you met very recently, especially when from a white woman.

Christine: "What happened with the cute guy from the bar last night?"
Mara: "We finished our drinks and he walked me back to my car. I had fun though, so I gave him a firm Michigan Handshake."

by habanegro May 31, 2015

Michigan State and Ohio State

The college football team that Ohio State Buckeye fans absolutely hate, and visa versa. Michigan State is also refereed to as TTUN (The Team Up North). Even with coaches, games between these rivals can get very tense. Like with other rivals, this turns families on families, friends on friends, allies on allies. Don't mess with a Buckeye fan or a Spartan fan. They will kill you.

"Dude, did you see that game between Michigan State and Ohio State?"
"Yeah, Michigan sucked ass. I'm glad OSU won."
"What did you just say?"
"Uh..."

by Awesomeman7711 December 9, 2016

Michiko Antoinette

A 19 year old person, who goes by they/he whom is half Russian and half Japanese.
They are engaged to Satan himself. They will get married soon lmao.
They are described to have black and pink hair, blue eyes, usually wear a

Eyepatch but nobody knows what’s under it, or atleast won’t tell.
They are also extremely pale. They are not alive.

“Michiko Antoinette is hot”

by lanadelreysgf June 13, 2021

Michoacán sprinkler

When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet

“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”

“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””

“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”

by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021