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merrick

noun: a person who imitates or impersonates the sounds or actions of a caveman.

verb: to imitate or impersonate the sounds or actions of a caveman.

adjective: caveman-like
That merrick is merricking like a proper merrick person would.
by Science Is Never Limited October 25, 2025
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Meristocracy

An aristocracy in which the aristocratic family benefiting from the system earn their status based on actual merit and honest work
The Kennedy family is one of, if not the most, famous examples of meristocracy in America.
by o23gfh November 5, 2025
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dirty merriman

Its the same as a dirty sanchez, but performed with your tongue instead of your finger.
I was tossin this dudes salad and then gave him a dirty merriman.
by TheLos February 3, 2010
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The Morris

A standard unit of size (volume) or mass equal to a Morris Oxford motor car.

Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.
Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.

Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!
by PWO 159 March 18, 2010
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Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
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Landon Merrill Neck

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.
Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.
by Mdubs87 November 3, 2011
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