megan macintosh

A hammerhead shark, that can only see out of the side of there head. And when she dances it burns my eyes.

When I saw Megan Macintosh dance it gave me cancer

by Hellomynameisnoboady February 1, 2017

Megan

Megan's are sweet, giving, kind, and hilarious! She is always right there when you need her and she gives great advice. She thinks she is ugly but she is beautiful. She keeps lots of secrets so people don't judge her. She is so not crazy and always finds a person to hook up with.😜 She is the best friend I could ever have.

Is that Megan?
You mean only the best person in the world?

Yeah, that's her.

by Annikamybff September 16, 2017

Meghan

Short and loyal. Meghans are known to have an incredible memory and make you feel welcome. Be careful, though! Meghans are known to be fiercely protective of their friends!

Person 1: what happened to you?
Person 2: ...I insulted Meghan's friend...
Person 1: Can I sign the cast?

by i-Say-They-Deserve-Better March 25, 2019

megan sweeney

a scooter kid who thinks hispanic teenagers are hot. also goes hard crackhead vibes at 2am unless she took her melatonin. usually chill tho. looks scary when first see her.

who’s that pp over there? oh that’s prob megan sweeney she likes hispanics

by bddehehjswj December 7, 2019

Megan

an amazing girl who loves doughnuts.

man, she eats doughnuts like a megan.

by asda-morrisons December 3, 2011

megan&nicole

two amazing best friends that love to sleep&eat.

who are those two?
why, its megan&nicole.

by muuuuah August 14, 2009

Megan

A sped. She never knows what’s happening and asks every question, she is also MEGA flat. She will start the smallest arguments and turn them into an entire night long rant on how she feels she is not treated right and then deny she said anything, and is always on her “you know what.“ *cough cough*

Megan is a wee tod

by vRxptorr January 15, 2020