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Michael Crawford

Only the MOST badass singer ever. Tends to give both straight and gay people of both genders orgasms. Very British. Very good looking in his younger years, still not all that bad.

Best known for being in a popular britcom called, "Some Mothers Do 'ave 'em" in which he played a neurotic slightly fruity character named Frank Spencer and also made insanely famous by playing The Phantom (or Erik, for the original book lovers.) in Andrew Lloyd Webber's "The Phantom of the Opera".

Generally not associated with anything outside Andrew Lloyd Webber now. Not widely known anymore. Height of career sometime in the 80's.

Has been in several plays as well including (but not limited to) the following: Phantom of the Opera, Woman in White, Charly, Barnum
Michael Crawford gives all the ladies joygasms.
by Ingenue September 29, 2005
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Pub Match

Referred to in online video games as Public Matches.
Playing in Public lobbies.
Hey lets go play some pub matches.
by St3vo March 14, 2012
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Michael Jackson

A talented dancer, singer and humanitarian who is widely misunderstood due to his affection for children.
Often referred to as the Gloved One, or the King of Pop.
Has produced the best-selling album in the world, Thriller, as well as many hit singles. Known for his dance moves, including the Moonwalk.
Michael Jackson is seen to be either a pedophile by the ignorant, or a child trapped in a man's body by the psychological analyzers.
Sadly, Michael is now more well-known for his personal life rather than his extraordinary achievements in the entertainment business.
Common misconceptions include:
Michael hates his initial race, so he bleaches his skin.
Michael is a pedophile who likes to touch little boys.
Michael is now a woman.

All of these are simply the press taking advantage of a mega-celebrity. Michael has vitiligo, a disease that affects the pigmentation of one's skin and causes bright white spots to appear in random patches all over the body.
If one were to read the reliable information available regarding the molestation court case, one would realize that is wasn't even remotely possible for MJ to be guilty of the crimes which he was accused.
Michael Jackson also, despite what one might consider a feminine appearance, very much an amazing and talented man. He oozes a starry presence noticed by all around him.

Michael is a compassionate human being whose sincerity has been misinterpreted as inappropriate.

Goes to show our world is going to pot.
Sue: Have you seen Michael's performance at Moetown 25?

Jill: Yeah!!! It was awesome, everyone was singing and dancing along!

Loser: Eew, Michael Jackson?? What a fag!!

Sue and Jill: Get a life, you tabloid addict. Michael is where it's at.
by Tyronian January 14, 2008
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Michael Phelps

He doesn't swim, he beats the water untill it takes him where he wants to go.
you take me there right now, or ill go all michael phelps on you!
by dgoswimmergirl December 27, 2009
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Mitchell

The most amazing person in the world.

Great sense of humour.

Amazing body.

Eyes that you can't look away from.
Lovely lips.

A good person.

Someone you can't live without.
Someone that can brighten your day
with a smile or a hug.
That does really cute things.
Computer geek, but still cute.
Girl 1: I love my boyfriend so much!
Girl 2: Do you have a Mitchell?
Girl 1: Yeah, how did you know?
by MrsChubs. July 24, 2011
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George Michael Ideation

Serious medical condition/mental disorder found in primarily in women that results from an inability to confront strong emotional and physical attraction to men with hot-ass George Michael stubble. Symptoms include listening to George Michael or Wham records on repeat, cutting out George Michael photos and posting them on your fridge, night-table or desktop. Also includes sudden or spontaneous thoughts about George Michael, existential longing to be with George Michael, erotic dreams about George Michael, moistness and occasional feminine discharge.
(3am)Melissa: “Mom, sorry to call so late but I just had another wet dream about George Michael. I'm scared”
Mom: “|That's strange. Your sudden longing for George Michael concerns me. Is there any one in your life with really hot-ass stubble?”
Melissa “Just john from my design class, why does that matter?.”
Mom: “It sounds like you have a bad case of George Michael Ideation induced by his hot-ass stubble. You'd better start banging him immediately before it gets worse”
Melissa: “Thanks mom, I will!”
by jmanuel June 23, 2010
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mitchapalooza

The party of the century. A party where the beer flows, mitch gets ho's, and a wiff of bolognese hits the nose. Mitchapalooza is basically heaven on earth.
After Mitchapalooza, I can die a happy man.
by mitch's pimp January 12, 2008
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