mason jiang

a derek ishibashi wannabe. one who thinks that he is a baller, has a god-like body, and thinks he's the kewlest thing since the invention of the jennifer smolenski.

"that guy has his sleeves rolled up!! he's such a mason jiang!"

by jennifer smolenski December 7, 2004

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Mason-Dixon line

Anywhere that defines a specific boundary, especially regarding someone's body or personal space.

"Keep your hands above the Mason-Dixon line, thanks."

by TheMocker December 30, 2013

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Mason, Ohio

A city in southern Ohio, with a Chick-fil-A on every corner and too many religious billboards to count.

I took a drive down to Mason, Ohio for a migraine inducing church service.

by Caleb F. Bear January 5, 2014

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Mason-Dixon Line

A latitude line in the United States which divides Idiots and Assholes

Goddamnit Johnathan! How can I get away from all these Assholes? Easy Thomas' ... Simply drive your beamer across the Mason-Dixon Line till you start running into Idiots!

by StuPedasso May 10, 2012

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Mason Delridge was a composting pioneer in the early 1880's. He invested his families wealth into finding the most fertile means of composting in the American Midwest. He discovered that due to the large amount of cats in his mothers yard, the grass was greener than her neighbors' yard. He started a cat shelter (Delridge feline retreat) and made a significant profit selling cat fertilized compost on the side.Mason Delridge died in the summer of 1932.

Goodness, Mason Delridge sure can make some compost. His cats are cute too.

by sassyfrass94 January 20, 2013

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