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perpetual lotion

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.
I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.
by hibbityjibbity March 5, 2020
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Charlie Lattime

A hot and muscular man with a humongous penis who pulls sexy senoritas and mammacitas. He’s good at everything, especially what occurs during sexy time in bed.
Holy shit! Charlie Lattime has a horse cock!

Woah Charlie Lattime gets all the bitches! damn I want to be just like him!
by rhbvghbgi June 12, 2020
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Dirty Lattimer

When a faggot named Lattimer who never has a birthday party always has to fuck his little brother .
Lattimer did the Dirty Lattimer again
by Ppsuckhole May 13, 2021
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Jack Lotion

lady man named JL Whitten who love to Jack on the fly or couch fucking .
I saw JL fucking my couch left jack lotion on the arm...
by Lasvegasgeneral November 6, 2021
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bucio lattisti

the most famous singer and mafioso. you will never find someone prettier than him. he is sexy, fascinating and VERY VERY HOT 🥵 🔥😏
frenci says: omg! look over there! there is a wonderful BUCIO LATTISTI!!
by frencibucio November 22, 2021
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Motion lotion

A type of lubricant that is used for pulling wire or can also be used while tugging on your pencil dick. Also know as boy butter, soap and pookie!
"Hey Scott! Hurry up and bring that motion lotion over here and grab handfulls of it and rub it all over the wire while they start the tugger!"

"While Scott was busy working feeding the wire into the conduit, Jerry was rubbing his own motion lotion all over a girl's minge to bang one out inside her pussy!
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
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oily lotion

oily lotion is just another word for oli london, the scariest british man/woman/what out there. thinks he looks like jimin. thinks he's korean. married to a cardboard cutout. you dont wanna know. he looks like a failed abortion.

synonyms for oli london: stupid, dunce, fool, airhead, dingbat, unintellegent, fugly, dumb, idiot, loser, dull, futile, ill-advised, irrelevant, laughable, ludicrous, naive, senseless, simple, trivial, dummy, rash, thick, brainless, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, imbecile, inane, indiscreet, insensate, meaningless, mindless, moronic, nonsensical, pointless, puerile, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick-headed, unthinking.

oli london famous quotes:
"saranghay oppar"
"kristy noona unnie oppar"

this man should be locked up. never to be freed.
studies show that 98.5 percent of the worlds population suffer from olilondonphobia, the fear of oli london. the defenition of oli london is simply /e laughs scries screams throws self against the wall. oily lotion, oli london, they sound and look the same
by soRa sucks November 27, 2022
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