Lobster-n-Lingus Day

Usually celebrated on April 14. The ladies version of Steak and BJ day. Usually celebrated by giving ladies oral sex after eating a lobster dinner. April 14 is also refered to as clams and lobster day.

Do you want to celebrate Lobster-n-Lingus Day at my place or yours?

by angel fire March 14, 2009

Lobster surprise

When you unknowingly use a word that has a salacious, alternative meaning.

Grandma, you should look that word up before you use it, or you'll get a lobster surprise!

by sassycatny November 17, 2020

lobster sex

when you are screwing some one and you cut their pubs off.

by sean March 26, 2003

Lobster Boy

(Lob-sta-boi) First sighted in Cancun, Mexico Lobster Boy emerges from a mix of ADD, severe sunburn and extensive alcohol consumption. Lobster Boy always kills it in the club with sick dance moves and fancy hand gestures. Although he acts like a dick to all the ladies at the club/pool bar they flock to his side, these girls are referred to as lobster girls. His signature move is the lobster crawl and is know for insighting with 100+ people he doesnt know. His hobbies include spending the last of his money on mexican baby doll puppets, and verbally assaulting women. There have been recent sightings of Lobster Boy in Albany, New York but he mainly resides in Cancun.

"Wow did you see Lobster Boy killing it on the dance floor, he was such a dick to all the ladies but they still wanted him"

Person 1: "Oh my god that extremely sun burnt guy just dunked me under the water and ran away, hes so dreamy!"
Person 2: "holy shit thats the infamous lobster boy!"

by No one shhhh May 22, 2014

Red Lobster

The Red Lobster is when you are having sex with a woman and she has Crabs and is on her Period.

Dave did the Red Lobster last night with Sandy!

by Caroswen July 7, 2009

Lobsters

A bigger case of crabs, very hard to get rid of. Oversized crabs on a whore's body. VERY contagous!!!!!!!(an STD)

Nita: That whore Tiffany gave me Lobsters!!!!!
Jay Ray: What's that?(i wouldn't know bcuz i'm a virgin)
Nita: They are worse than crabs, cuz they are huge er!!!!!!

by Jery February 4, 2008

pink lobster

the outside of the vagina is completely red but she is still pink inside so her vagina is red like a lobster and pink as the vagina...a pink lobster.

After that chick was done with herself that pussy was a pink lobster.

by brankelvegobrowns8183 February 4, 2008