eva longoria

A term used by most males as their "wife"

Eva Longoria is my wife.

by dirk_diggler4564 December 4, 2007

The Lingo

An odd sort of phrases and vocabulary used by Jeff Wu, Omar Hafez, Julius Seok, and Neil Choudary, all of Langley High School, McLean, Virginia. They also seem to have a fascination with appending the suffix "-ed" to any sort of word along with the word "hard" after it, perhaps relating to some comical event that occurred to them recently.

"Yeah I dunno about that."

"K can you not."

"C-can you just stop. thx."

"I think we'd better go."

"You can't touch the godly."

"Ok." (With the voice)

"Peace out, a-town."

" -ed hard."

"...or what's going on."

"Yeah definitely not."

"Yeah good luck with that."

"Way to verb."
Specifically - "Way to overly state the overly obvious."

"Way to be adjective."

"Way to be a(n) noun."

"Wow." + any of the above

"Are you joking?" (With the look)

"Are you through?"

"Spammage of the gay/godly."

"School... what the fuck is going on?"

"Meh."

"Worthless dude."

"Soooooo gay."

"Blowage."

"Wanna send, post haste, kthx."

"Too hot."

"NOICE."

"NYAHHHHHH"

"Peace out, a-town"

"Sexy" in situations where it doesn't make any sense
Example: "My profile is damn sexy."

"asap" where it doesn't make sense
Example: "I failed that physics test, asap."

by Muhammed Jihad April 23, 2005

lingo

A screwy game show based on Bingo, the online version of which screws over players miserably. PTF

Lingo threw me another stopper!

by Dodger May 5, 2003

London ky

small town in eastern kentucky. where coal mining and cousin fucking are the norm. no need for shoes or all your teeth for a matter of fact .yes, london kentucky is one of the most rednecktowns ive ever been too. the big attraction on friday nights for the teens is to go to Wal-Mart. London is also home to the Chicken festival. That's right "The Chicken Festival" Another highlight is all the wonderful trailer parks and METH labs. So, unless you would like to pick up the habit of chewing tobacoo or your 14year old getting pregnant. Do NOT go there

i fucked my cousin down in a trailer while cooking up meth in london ky.

by mizmal March 2, 2011

Jai-Lingo

A very unique, original and hilarious way of speaking.JAI 's very own secret language that is adored with everybody who heard it spoken, because of also has quite a healthy big dose fresh and funkaliscious sense of humour as well!!!

LMFAO!! That Jai-Lingo that she is speaking is SO "high-larious" to my ears!! JAILINGO Jai's Secret Code High-larious! Spy Language Toonie Talk Jaispeak

by Jai K. February 15, 2009

london

nice city, people who live there are cockney wankers. there are other places in england you know!!

I'm a fackin cockey mate

by number 1 haggis by the way March 31, 2005

London Tipton

A character from "The Suite Life" series, and one of the most irritating and aggravating characters ever to grace the Disney Channel BEFORE Miley Cyrus followed suit. Reasons? 1.) Brenda Song performs like she believes that she's a comedy Godsend, but in reality, she overacts to great lengths; 2.) She reminds many of the self-absorbed bitch who would make average boy or girl feel worthless, and 3.) She has her own blog on Disney Channel's website, enforcing the sad truth that Disney has become something for up-and-coming ho's.

I would love to shove a sawed-off shotgun up London Tipton's ass so I wouldn't hear that tacky "Yay me!" line again. Honey, sitcoms don't use punchlines any more. Look at "30 Rock", which stars one of the strongest comediennes of all time: Tina Fey.

by mez1985 April 5, 2009