Life

A sad thing that is cruel and unfair.If you don't have one goof for you.

What's a life?

by idkwhatalifeis December 19, 2018

Life

Something I Don't Have, That your Parents Give You.

Me: Mom Your Bad At Jokes.
Mom: I Gave You Life!

by Fiddlestxcks May 14, 2019

Life

Life is a simulation in which you think you have emotions but there are all fake and the only way to get out of the simulation is to die.

get killed to live life right.

by Depressedmemegorl69420 December 12, 2019

life

Something you don't have because u suck

my life:*insert picture of something exploding*}

by that one person that somebody May 24, 2018

Life

A disease with a 70-80 year survival rate.

Person 1: Yeah, I contracted life.
Person 2: Woah man, me too!

by BillyMcSaggyTits January 14, 2018

Life

The product of pointlessness getting shame preggo

Life sucks and if you disagree go fuck yourself.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe May 3, 2018

Life

What God gave you

Enjoy your life... not lyfe no one will pick you up.

by WhyUTakeMeName;-; September 30, 2017