jewish

DEFINITION ONE : (adjective) a quality of personality that when you meet someone with this quality you know that you've made it to the top.

DEFINITION TWO: a quality of a person that means they sacrifice their standard of living to save money

Romy: bro, why have you got a old coke bottle as your water bottle? You should buy a new one!

Messi: Nah, I am going full jewish today

by Jizzcameheer August 5, 2025

Jewish Mami

A Jewish Mami is that rare mix of tradition and rebellion — a good old Jewish girl raised in a conservative upbringing, but forever vibing with the Latino cause. She’s whip-smart, artistic, and endlessly creative, yet also down to smoke a joint with you under a flickering streetlamp at 2 a.m.

A Jewish Mami has a style all her own, but she’ll throw on a leather biker jacket without hesitation when she rides with a one-percenter. She only drinks the finest whiskey, eats only the best cuts of meat (A5 Wagyu or nothing), and carries herself with quiet confidence. She’s hot, she knows it — but she’ll never admit it.

She’s equal parts elegance and edge, brains and beauty, tradition and rebellion.

“Bro, she just rolled up on a Harley in a black leather jacket, quoting Henry MIller while passing me a blunt… straight Jewish Mami vibes.”

by Sharp_Dani August 27, 2025

Jewish Rape

When you are completely and utterly fucked over by a Jew or an any money hungry person in terms of money and assets.

Vonn: hey what are you paying for this 30 page report due tonight?
Mitchel: uhh probably like 10 bucks

Vonn: dude I could charge you with Jewish rape

by GoodieGamer September 30, 2025

jewish ace

A colloquial term referring to the practice of going an entire day without spending any money. originating from Oak park Michigan

“The doctor said his girlfriend paid for everything all day for his birthday. Damn, that’s a Jewish ace!”

by et55 October 22, 2025

Jewish Circumcision

Jews are circumcised to show their faith in God and their connection to Abraham. It is a part of the Jewish tradition "Brit Milah".

Howard: Yo Paul! Benjamin just got a Jewish circumcision.
Paul: Awesome dude!

by bouletman12 October 28, 2025

Jewish lighting

Intentionally committing arson for the insurance claim.

Mikey’s restaurant was failing but his Jewish lighting attempt failed

by anonymous October 28, 2025

Jewish Boner

A boner (erection) that is circumcised

first I was sitting on his lap and next thing you know i found out he got a jewish boner

by LoganElexys November 4, 2025