by AMOGUS445 June 5, 2025

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.
by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024

David Goldmanbergstein: "I'm going into Jewish hibernation because all my friends are with their family's for Christmas."
by Aiden Schwartz April 3, 2016

by Sir_Pump_aloaf December 3, 2021

when the government sidetracks Jews from making babies and lessens their wealth because they don't have families.
by Coop Dupe November 26, 2019

A jewish shower is a sex position in which two people allign in a reverse 69 position, and proceed to fart for as long as possible while in this position.
Note: It may be helpful to eat taco bell before attempting a Jewish Shower
Note: It may be helpful to eat taco bell before attempting a Jewish Shower
Hey bill, what did you and susie get up to last night?
Well, I heard her mom was Jewish so I gave her a Jewish shower...
Well, I heard her mom was Jewish so I gave her a Jewish shower...
by Jewlover88 August 8, 2021

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound
by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 4, 2019
