jewish money

when u got like a fuck ton of money you think you're a zionist cooperation

im taking billions trillions and some millions

Guy: dang im fucking poor
Guy 2: cant relate i got way too much jewish money on me

by werykul November 24, 2024

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Jewish Dustbuster

Busting a fat nut and having your partner snot it up their nose.

Yo Bryan made Jenna his Jewish Dustbuster

by Skinny white chick November 22, 2019

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When you put a bunch of 1 dollar bills between two 100 dollar bills.

Ayo, Brandon pulled the jewish stack when we went band for band last night.

by josham1334 April 09, 2024

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Smatha

by Bimbothebuttfucker February 23, 2022

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When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound

it was a succsesful jewish harvest

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When the doctor takes your fore skin and stretches it around your neck after being circumcised

Mort Goldman wasn’t happy when he realized the doctor had given him a Jewish neck tie

by Mort Goldman August 26, 2022

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The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him

So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.

by NJG420 May 05, 2024

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