Jake

Has no girl friend or kids. Spends his money on race car parts. Can be found in the streets doing illegal shit with his race car friends.

Damn there goes Jake in that raggedy piece of shit. He still hasn’t finished his race car.

by Jpatterson733 January 28, 2020

Jake

The biggest simp you will ever meet. He will like a girl then his best friend will like that girl too but the girl likes his best friend. They will start dating then Jake will jump of his top bunk and say “I’m gonna kill myself!”

Jake will never get a gf

by Robby Sheffield February 3, 2020

Jake

Super sweet and caring, hopeless romantic, probably Pansexual or Bisexual also, is probably a Bottom.

"did you see jake the other day"

by BottomBoi24 February 3, 2020

Jake

Jake is a racist human being. He is rude, discriminative, and only likes straight, conservative, and rich people. He thinks that being transgender is a mental illness and he hates all first nations and thinks that all they do is complain.

First Nation: Hey look, it's racist Jake!!
Other First Nation: Run, he is going to verbally abuse us!!

by Gay Bobo February 26, 2020

Jake

A hippie, bi, guru, cunt

Wow, isn’t he such a Jake!

by JG2004 February 27, 2020

jake

jake is mean and stares at people. his best friend is black lowkey toxic

“jake sucks”
“lol i guess so”

by sciencelinks February 28, 2020

Jake

A little bitch who steals all the girls when he gets mad. He usually has a big cock, and always wants to fuck.

Jake the big cock daddy sucked somebody else’s dick

by Cocks are niceeee March 3, 2020