69 inches

What Vladimir Putin has in my AMAZING fanfic. You should read it. It’s called Kidnapped for Love Boris x Vladimir. My username is unpocogaga.

Vladdy daddy has 69 inches.

by MyWattpadIs-unpocogaga February 13, 2023

officer one-inch

a male with a small dick

officer one-inch gilbert is dimensionally challenged, i feel sorry for him really as that stump is useless

by F.M.C December 9, 2008

12 incher

A 12 incher is a school ruler. Not the principal, but the superintendent.

Fundo's girlfriend visited the 12 incher to get a better grade, and ended up choking in tears.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

itchy fingers

the most annoying itch
more annyoing than itchy ballz and obviously horrible spelling errors

omfg!itchyfingerz are t3h suk!

by DFS February 12, 2005

nine - inch

Term used to describe a woman's arse - usually dripping with fat and cellulite, that is massively disproportionate in size to the rest of her body - in reference to the large and robust differential seen hanging under the rear of some Ford motor vehicles.

'Man check the fucking nine - inch on that huge bitch!'

by R Yenarg August 27, 2005

Itchy Dick

When one hasn't had intercourse in months, which results desperate behavior and denial.

Jake: "Hey dude, why were you staring at tracy?"
Brad: "What do you mean?"
Jake: "Ever since you and Brenda broke up, you've been acting different."
Brad: "No, I have not. It's just your imagination."
Jake: "Someone has a case of the Itchy Dick."

by EagleWrong January 11, 2017

Two Inch Tower

This is an insult used to say someone has a small penis; Usually a nick name.

"Put away that two inch tower John, and stop looking at Claire!"

by Jerry Bob Jonclair April 27, 2006