Bean Child

Bean child: /Bean ch-ild/
Pure and smol and huggable. Must be protected.
10/10 would motherhen

this person is a bean child it needs to protected

by RileyGaming_YT July 19, 2018

aw beans

an exclamation used similarly to "oh shit" or "fuck." typically said by someone when they experience a minor inconvenience that is easily fixed, but they still want to express their annoyance

AJ: Dude you're glitching real bad
Killian: Aw beans!!

by cursedtrees November 14, 2020

Coach Bean

An upstanding member of society who builds men of character through football. Truly an amazing individual.

Man, Coach Bean really makes me want to show integrity and be a respectable citizen!

by Pigskin75 May 19, 2017

kissing beans

When ladies cross opposing legs and the Mexican jumpers touch bits

I tried to take this lady home for some kissing beans, but she told me lesbians don’t do that.

by Shashenanigans February 16, 2018

Sweet Beans

Another way of saying 'cool.' Only to be used when it is EXTREMELY COOL.

Person 1: I got the tickets to the concert!
Person 2: Oh, Sweet Beans!

by Kate B. October 16, 2003

double-bean

2 cocks, 1 asshole.

Jarod couldn't help but regret his fevered double-bean the day of the big race.

by Aaron Spelling September 7, 2006

Piss and Beans

Adjective:
Very insignificant.
Something that doesn't do a whole lot, and really sucks.

"That sword does piss and beans for damage"
"My army is just piss and beans"
"I'll win easily, you're just piss and beans compared to me"
"Well...that did piss and beans"

by Patty Pat Pat January 9, 2009