A quasi-legal drinking game with simple rules. 1 minute of time is allotted for the two Tecate Boxers (referred to herein as the contestants) to shotgun a can of Tecate. 5 minutes of time are then allotted for a round of bare knuckle boxing. These six minutes constitute one round. The contestants play ten rounds for a match of Tecate Boxing, totaling one hour and ten beers consumed. Weapons are not only allowed but encouraged. There are no other rules. There are no winners in Tecate Boxing, only losers, unless you have clearly defeated your opponent, in which case you are the winner of Tecate Boxing.
Guy 1: Let us play Tecate Boxing this eve.
Guy 2: Agreed. I am going to belt you until you can no longer see.
Guy 1: K. I will go and retrieve the icy cool beverages.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you muppet.
Guy 2: Agreed. I am going to belt you until you can no longer see.
Guy 1: K. I will go and retrieve the icy cool beverages.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you muppet.
by Soups McGee October 15, 2012
by Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 06, 2010
A ready-made software, hardware, or combination package that meets a need that would otherwise require a special development effort.
by Nguyen Hoang Khanh April 01, 2008
by Urban Dictionary April 19, 2008
When you are performing rigorous cunnilingus on a female with a shaved vaginal region. Often accompanied by about a .14 BAC and a towel to dry your mouth afterwards. Also: See Blackbox munching.
"So many hoes in this jaunt right now wearing skin-tight dresses. I'm definitely going to be eating box tonight."
by boxeater14 January 02, 2012
Giving your mate a vigorous fisting. Typically involves lubricating both left and right fists and respective forearms then punching both fists into that ass like Floyd Mayweather on a gym punching bag.
After lubing up his fists, Armondo did a little backyard boxing on Sonja's tight little brown winker. By round three, Sonja came with a TKO.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
Poppins Box is a term to describe female genitalia. This term makes reference to the movie Mary Poppins who carries around a bag of infinite internal proportions. She is seen removing an entire coat rack amongst other large items from her bag.
This definition is etremely useful when referring to a woman with a seemingly large, deep, or otherwise spacious vagina.
This definition is etremely useful when referring to a woman with a seemingly large, deep, or otherwise spacious vagina.
My dick's so big, this bitch better have one hell of a Poppins Box.
I was double fisting her Poppins Box up to the elbows.
Man,lets just say that her Poppins Box is so dirty, that you will need a spoon full of sugar to help you go down.
I was double fisting her Poppins Box up to the elbows.
Man,lets just say that her Poppins Box is so dirty, that you will need a spoon full of sugar to help you go down.
by ozone567 May 30, 2006