dirt peddler

a person selling real estate, aka a real estate agent, frequently (but not always) of questionable values and/or the property is of questionable worth

he thinks he's a real estate agent but considering the properties, he's just a a dirt peddler
if you're not careful, that dirt peddler will sell you a piece of property at twice what it's worth

by otterlicious February 24, 2010

french dirt

pussy

I ate some french dirt at my girls place last night

by geoefery July 29, 2022

Squirt dirts

Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!

After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!

by Handyhomo February 25, 2019

Flying Dirt

Moth = flying dirt

"Owww my face, dumb flying dirt is attacking me, fend for yourselves!!!"

by LyranSputnik February 04, 2022

Mouth Dirt

The nasty bits left on floss after being used.

When you don't use your teethpaste.

"Man, you need to brush and floss your mouth dirt away. Your face smells like sewage."

by ladymanbearpig August 06, 2017

dirt roll

Being friends with someone but they irratate you so you have the sudden urge to beat their ass but they are your friend so it more like a friendly fight

I am going to dirt roll you

by KRobin August 10, 2018

Shot in the dirt

A nut in the butt

Alex: did you have sex with her last night?
Sam: yeah! Man! We did butt stuff!
Alex: did you give her your load?
Sam: yes, i shot in the dirt!

by John Doe749397645 January 06, 2018