Hurty Turds

Noun: Can denote a case of extreme constipation, but also a case of diarrhea, in which one has shat so much that the rectal area becomes irritated. Can also be used when one has consumed extremely spicy foods, causing the fecal matter to be spicy itself, and burn the anus as it exits, or large amounts of dairy product, such as cheese. Basically, any bowel movement that causes discomfort or pain.

Jeez, I really love that curry chicken my coworker made, but it gave me a raging case of the hurty turds.

That hurty turd was so damned big, I thought I was gonna have to have an episiotomy!!!! I was in the corner like Rocky, screaming "Cut me, Mick!!!!"

by Gunslinger19405 December 3, 2011

hurshal

a guy who doesn't know how to string manipulate

Dude did you see Hurshal over there?
Dude what a noob!

by hurshal October 21, 2013

hurryupness

To do something abrubtly, quickly and with haste.

"I carry a backpack around with me with a change of clothes in it for a couple days. Just in case I ever needed to go somewhere with the hurryupness."

by Beezy via DB November 6, 2013

hurt squad

a group of particularly ugly people

*Really ugly people walk by*
"Dayum, check out that hurt squad!"

by hookerboot November 11, 2013

hurricane ivan

A hurricane that made landfall in Alabama in 2004

Did you hear about hurricane Ivan.

by Moordi44 February 14, 2015

hurricane kick

A kick so devastatingly powerful that it can only be compared to the sheer power and destruction brought on by a hurricane.

As soon as I laid eyes on the Nard Dog, I felt the insatiable urge to hurricane kick him into oncoming traffic.

by Nard Master April 16, 2015

hurriquane

A dope,darude, sandstorm that just wants to listen to its fire mixtapes.

Sharkeisha: Yo, hurriquane Daquan is comin and he is a 6.0 on the dope mixtape scale.
Prepesh:Hide yo kids,Hide yo wife

by Hurriquane Jordan December 7, 2015