Pump with an underground hammer

getting a handjob while the chick jams her thumb in and out of your ass.

So im getting a handjob from this ten dollar whore and the next thing you know im getting a pump with an underground hammer .

by Dick Fitzwell Esq September 1, 2009

the black hammer

A big black dick that makes a thud shound when it hits the ground

I have the blackest of all the black hammers

by Hammer of black May 1, 2015

hammers hangers

a variety of coat hangers bent or heated for the use of aborting fetuses.

shelby hammer was pregnant and was about to have a black baby before she invented hammers hangers

by Dr. cock an balls May 23, 2010

Hammer Dick

One who drives with careless disreguard. Used by truck drivers to describe eachother. Hammer as meant to be the accelerator, Dick as used to be dicking around and driving like a dickhead. Can also be used as Hammer Dicken.

Christina said to her boyfriend " I got behind this Hammer Dick on the freeway.

Or:

Marsha was Hammer Dicken to get home to make supper

by SpdR8ser January 5, 2008

Hammerjack

when having sex with a female as the man is about to ejaculate he removes his member and smacks it with incredible force using his penis as a hammer on the women's stomach or ass blowing his load all over her.

while steve was pounding on jills vag he surprised her with a quick hammerjack!

by ap12387 April 7, 2010

turkish hammer

Foreign Born Chicago Bulls backup Center - 2010 to present.

To ball exceptionally well within 8 feet of the hoop when facing the rim. An expert at two-handed dunks and racking up fouls en masse. To hold an uncanny resemblance to Judge Reinhold circa "Vice Versa" (1998).

Turkish Hammer basketball Turkey Chicago Bulls Basketball

by Osirus808 April 7, 2011

Hammerhead

A person who is heavily intoxicated to the point that his/her eyes deviate away from their head (much like how a hammerhead shark is)

Dude, you were so hammerhead last night!

by HurricaneGordon November 19, 2009