Hamsterdam

A place where Hamsters live, work, play and it's also where Hamsters come from.

I'll be taking the train to Hamsterdam this afternoon.

by TheraPetAndy May 14, 2018

Hamsters

Hamester is a racist term, for an African AMerican, used without them knowing for decades by whites attending a company picnic. It later spilled over to the general public.

"Hey hurry up guys before the freekin hamsters eat all the chicken and watermellon!"

by Kathy Whitfield August 5, 2004

hamstercide

When after a night of drinking the family hamster mysteriously goes missing.

"I didnt lose your hamster! it committed hamstercide!"

by lilboos July 21, 2012

Milk for Dead Hamsters

A horrible joke played on a younger sibling.

Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.

That was a cruel prank you pulled, a real milk for dead hamsters.

by Baltimore McCree August 25, 2012

hammster farts

After the 1 a.m. consumption of delicious home-made guacamole, one will produce persistent and pungent farts the following day, reminiscent of the one and only D.S. Hamm.

"I've got the hammster farts, I ate too much guac last night"

by kelamaroo September 30, 2008

Hampster Sumggler

A person who has a bush so big it looks like hampsters in their pants.

Damn! That chick is a hampster sumggler!

by Hampster Sumggler October 19, 2008

Hamsturbating

Think of masturbation. Now think of a cute little hamster fondling himself.

No worries man, he's just hamsturbating.

by KrisJoy August 18, 2010