When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
Get the Jamaican Hockey Puckmug. Someone, typically an adolescent, who uses the fact that he plays hockey as an excuse to be an asshole and extremely sensitive to anything regarding him/her.
As Al goes in for the punch after Hockey Cunt insults him, Hockey Cunt says "You can't punch me, I play hockey bitch"
by Silly_Ghillie March 21, 2016
Get the hockey cuntmug. by your mom 412 May 11, 2024
Get the Hockeymug. When you curve your cum intentionally to cum into a girls mouth and pussy at the same time and then you dick her down with a metal pole till she cums
by Jack sack  March 16, 2024
Get the The Hockey cummug. Ice Hockey players that see figure skaters as weak children wearing skimpy uniforms. You will most often see hockey people man-spreading on the ice. If you are not sure what they look like, they are compatible to a bow-legged gorilla when on the ice. They often say that they hate figure skaters, when really they are just jealous that them bow legged gorillas can't ever move like a glorious figure skater.
by FigureskatingYASS February 3, 2022
Get the Hockey Peoplemug. by Keagan stubbard November 9, 2020
Get the bolts hockey academymug. by Urban dictionary nerd  January 15, 2024
Get the yee hockeymug.