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and then I kicked a hobo

A more lively phrase to be used to ridicule one's self at the end of a poorly told story, instead of "and then I found 20 dollars"
Person 1: "So I was walking down the street and saw Sarah's dog being walked by someone else, and I couldn't figure it out for the life of me"

Person 2: "..."

Person 1: "And then I kicked a hobo...and took his 20 dollars"
by Britzke September 20, 2006
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hot hobo love

The bromance between actors Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge
RPattz and TomStu were out drinking again, showing the cameras some hot hobo love.
by Krissy R. December 18, 2008
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Rich Hobo

a girl who is obviously from a rich family, yet insists on sporting a look that makes her seem like she lives on the street. Upon further examination, her clothes are revealed to be designer rags.
Girl 1: Oh, Jesus did you see Olivia? She looks like trash.

Girl 2: Yeah, but it's all Prada and Burberry (and all that shit)

Girl 1 : She's a rich hobo?

Girl 2: Are you fucking kidding me? She's the definition of Rich Hobo!
by Cool Moe D. December 7, 2009
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Executive Hobo

A well dressed urban hobo that uses his better dressed and well kempt appearance to disarm those who they come upon before they panhandle a smoke, some cash or a beer from you.
"Wow man, that guy was an Executive hobo - I thought it was just some old guy hangin out in the park and making conversation but he asked me for one of my beers, some change and your Mom's phone number"!
I only gave him your Mom's number.
by Frank "Chili" Sanchez Hungwell September 20, 2006
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War hobo

A Minecraft player who plays for the sole purpose of PvP and fighting. Always uses a netherite axe or sword with strength II potions and harming arrows available at all times.
Player: ur a war hobo
Player2: cringe
by apiots June 16, 2021
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going hobo

The act of finding empty cardboard boxes and old newspapers to use to stay warm while camping out before big sporting events
Nick: Ah shit man are you going hobo??

Random Guy: Yea man

Nick: good luck bro
by Senior Suave October 5, 2009
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Magic Hobo

A homeless person endowed with certain magical abilities. Can potentially cause similar effects as: viagra, heroin, or a hole in your contraceptive.

Often seen in the erotic section at Border's, or in the cosmetics aisle at your local WalMart. Approach with extreme caution.
There is a MagicHobo in my closet!
by FBI March 19, 2004
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