Guilfoyle

A shitty ambulance service where money is prioritized over safety where ambulances are taped together and the only way to get promoted is to sleep with the general manager

Why would you ever work at guilfoyle when AMR treats you so much better

by nysems December 30, 2025

captain guido

mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.

mckinley, " i am captain guido HEAR ME GWEEED."

by anti-gweed. March 19, 2009

A-Guidopon

the agreement between two people that establishes someones guido percentage.

"Ayo Johnny rockets dude over there is a guido." "Helz yea dat mofo definatly a guido." "glad we could A-guidopon that shit!

by Snookopheliac April 24, 2011

Dild Guild

A group of girls that will spurn any advances or attention from men. This may be due to solidarity, insecurity or a verbal agreement of 'girls night'. Any attempts will be cock blocked

Named as such because they will all go home and fire up their decoys

I was talking to that girl with the shirt, but then she regrouped with the dild guild and I'm SOL

by sirChop September 4, 2013

Quilt Guild

A bunch of bitchy women that feel they all know everything and aNY thing about quilting.

The meeting was a bust because the Quilt Guild couldn't agree on anything.

by Frustrated with stupidity November 7, 2016

Mas Guido

A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood

Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Dirty Guilian

The process of catching a toad in order to shove it up a drunk hobo's anus. Usually done at the stroke of midnight after St. Patrick's Day. May include frogs and other amphibians, but this has been the matter of much heated debate since the 17th century.

What did Laoise do after we had our St. Patrick's Day dinner at her parents'?
Her parents said that she pulled a Dirty Guilian on Emer, the hobo at Baker's Street.

by Kayleigh Sinead May 25, 2020