A tainted Vagina. Gooch is another word for taint, the area between the balls and asshole. cooch is short for coochie, a vagina.
by Blu’s Gooch Cooch September 27, 2020
"c.stew"-man I went down on this bitch and she had some gooch cracklin that taste like bacon and bait shrimp!!!
by Shad master October 03, 2020
The salty sweat that comes off your nugs after a hard activity and is rubbed off on a potato chip for a tasty snack
by anacondacot7 January 24, 2016
Guy 1: I've been holding in this fat shit all day that I have gargle gooch now.
Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!
Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise
Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!
Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise
by ChubbyQween January 31, 2021
by Sloth2677 March 19, 2022
Common phrase used to verbally express a strong desire for another to orally pleasure the area between the (penis/vagina) and the
“Slurp my gooch.”
by Goochslurper October 30, 2020
The awful condition that occurs when unfit simracers exert themselves heavily while driving, and after a few too many laps in a pressure situation they succumb to the flood. A shower and some fresh underwear is the only cure for this affliction.
Someone call an ambulance for Michael, he's just done a triple stint chasing down the leader and he's dying from simracer's gooch.
by doodle127 March 21, 2022