golden grape nuts

When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it splashes cold piss water onto one's balls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.

"Dude, I just took a mean shit and when that fucker plopped it gave me golden grape nuts!"

by uptanuthin' March 4, 2009

double golden birthday

It is fairly well known that a "Golden" birthday is the birthday when you turn the same age as the day you were born on. For example, turning 22 on the 22nd. A "Double Golden" birthday is when you turn double the age of the day you were born on. Ex. turning 44 on the 22nd.

Friend 1: Did you know today is Tanya's double golden birthday?

Friend 2: That's right, today she's turning 22 on the 11th.

by CLM822 August 22, 2017

Golden Shower

A sexual act involving one person urinating onto the body of or into the mouths of other people.

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.
-Frank Zappa (From "Bobby Brown Goes Down")

by Bobby Brown March 27, 2003

golden showers

the act of drenching an expecting/unsuspecting individual with gallons of urine.

On a crisp march afternoon with the wind blowing through the swaying trees, i unleashed my rod and soaked Bill with the golden showers.

by poontang inc. March 21, 2003

Golden Docking

The act of male genital docking and urinating simultaneously. This requires team co-ordination, timing and a full bladder. The uncircumcised volunteer must fold his foreskin over the head of his circumcised companion. Once successfully docked, the circumcised companion must urinate into his counterparts genitals, thus causing pressure and an eruption which is the climax of this maneuver.

Mr. A: "After we finish docking, would you like a golden shower?"

Mr. B: "Why don't we just kill two birds with one stone?"

Mr. A: I was thinking the same thing! Golden Docking is the ultimate climax!

by Anonymous Docker November 27, 2011

Golden Grajewski

During anal sex, a man urinates in the woman's ass.

Oh Adam, give me a Golden Grajewski.

by BBoyDestructiveD August 22, 2004

golden shiner

Mechanical stimulation of the phalus by another individual's hand in an aquatic environment. Underwater hand job. Also known as a "fin job."

Golden shiner refers to a common species of minnow native to fresh waters of the Atlantic slope of N. America.

I asked Jane to clean the filter after giving me a golden shiner in the hot tub.

by Notemigonus crysoleucas October 9, 2007