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Grundel Grab

The Grundel Grab is a sexual technique attempted by women who read too much Cosmo magazine. This maneuver which involves the prodding of the male sexual partners grundel, will in theory bring him to climax as this is his proposed G-Spot.

The validity of this theory and technique are both questionable due to a lack of substantial scientific and/or medical evidence.

Although rarely attempted, if done without warning, the male partner may resort to violence in order to protect this sacred and noble region, often referred to as "no mans land".
Marisa totally tried to Grundel Grab me but I punched her in the face.
by Mr. Friend July 13, 2009
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Groundwich

A sandwich that is or has been visibly trampled and is found on the ground.
Seth was so hungry he was about to go back for that groundwich we saw at the state fair.
by elOddsmaker July 30, 2010
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grundel troll

Small balls of feces hanging from the hair on the grundel. Very similar to dingleberries or cling-ons, but located on the grundel.
My girlfriend found some grundel trolls when she was servicing my unit.
by MajStorm September 28, 2007
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Grundle Date

The best type of date. Using blocks or points you can treat your lover to the sites, sounds and excellent food of the Grundle (otherwise known as the Harris Millis dining hall at UVM.) Very romantic for a night on the town, your ladyfriend will appreciate that you took the time to select such a nice place to have a special evening.
Man 1: What did you do last night bro?

Man 2: Took this hottie to the grundle.

Man 1: Oh a grundle date, I did that last week but the girl hasn't called me back. Werd.
by RollitupLightitupSparkitup October 30, 2009
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Grundle Tickler

The Grundle Tickler is a sex move used only by those that have abnormally dexterous fingers and a passion for excelling at creating the beast with two backs.

It involves making a fist and fully extending the ring finger (as if it were the middle finger in a classic "fuck you!"), then articulating the extended ring finger, AND ONLY THE RING FINGER, in a "come hither" motion, where the tip of the ring finger would be stroking, or, "Tickling" your partners grundle.
Ya know, I wasn't really in the mood to get gutted last night, but when Mark broke out the Grundle Tickler after we had been making out, I couldn't bend over fast enough!
by The Concrete Block December 14, 2010
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Grounded video

A very common type of Goanimate (aka GoToHell) video. Usually, it involves a character, usually from a kids show, having a minor infraction, then suddenly his parents appear and grounds him for an incomprehensibly long period of time , usually at least 1 million years, then the character getting grounded walks away with huge internal screeches.
These videos are often very cringeworthy, with inanimated non-PNG objects and weird movements that defy physics being commonplace. They are so cringy that some mistook them as advertisements by Clorox.
Typical grounded video:
Caillou: I am going to eat some chips
*hand moves to a bag of inanimate chips with a background*
*boris appears*
Boris: *massive internal screech* o o o o o o o o CAILLOU HOW DARE YOU EAT THAT'S IT YOUR GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 98532908774 x 10^31 YEARS!!!!!! GO TO UR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!
Caillou: what a a a a a o *another massive internal screech*
by A dying goat October 30, 2018
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Grundle Butter

Grundle (Aka-Trundle) being the area between your balls and your asshole.
Butter being...butter

Grundle Butter is greasy Sweat that gathers in the Grundle region, Semi-transparent in color with a refreshing odor.

SFM-Trundle Butter
"Why is Steves asshole wet?"

"Thats just his Grundle Butter."

"Poor Bastard"
by XPR November 30, 2004
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