granny's couch

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.

Don't sit on granny's couch!!

by me81 January 1, 2015

Ur Granny Tranny

Way worse then 'ur mom gay' and 'ur dad lesbian' combined.. If you are ever told this go to the doctors instantly! You could have a coma and die. Thank you

Jim: ur mom gay lol
John: ur granny tranny
Jim: *dies*
John: hah noob

by HahNoobs November 7, 2018

neighborhood granny

a very old lady that doesn't know how to use technology and often weak but very caring

Tim: how's your granny?
James: she's kinda like a neighborhood granny.

by the milk gang member July 16, 2020

Granny Beads

When dirt and sweat gather up in patches on your skin in little beads, more common in warm weather

After mowing the yard, Adam had a bunch of granny beads showing up on his neck.

by serene88 February 4, 2021

Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.

I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.

by Neo8885 March 23, 2024

Granny Gasp

When you unintentionally make food taste better

I Granny Gasped when I overpoured Tajin in my cucumbers

by Martini1267 October 16, 2025

Granny

The annoying character that hits you with a baseball bat

Playing granny then granny comes and hits me with a bat
Me:WTF?

by sandman236 July 5, 2018