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grandma tessie

the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.
grandma tessie? is that you?

no im a bird.
by verycoolcockroach February 24, 2021
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Grandma’s a chill guy

I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked
by Acidnigah January 16, 2025
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Grandma parent

A mother who is old enough to be their childs grandma Having a kid at 40
by MessyKairos March 7, 2019
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Grandmas McFlurry

The act of ejaculating inside an elderly woman's anus then proceeding to pull your penis out and urinate in the elderly anus.
Yo bro remember Lews grandma from the club? I totally gave her a Grandmas McFlurry last night!
by ryangilflover June 4, 2024
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grandma eyebrows

Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows
Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??
by Blu._.jay June 18, 2017
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Grandma

Keep calm, even tho your almost a grandma.
by your mom’s a ho October 8, 2022
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Grandma Suzie

Damn! Grandma suzie be bouncing on that thing!
by Wordman303 August 1, 2024
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