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grand island

A small island full of rich adults that spoil their children with material items and money. The kids then go spend the money on drugs and alcohol. A grand place to live!
Guy 1:Hey want to go to a party on Grand Island?
Guy 2: Sure we need to go buy new clothes at Locust first
Guy 1: and make sure we have enough money to buy coke!
by Grand Island resident September 22, 2006
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Grand Unification

The debut studio album from Fightstar. The album is a concept album largely based upon the anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion, as well as personal experiences of the band's members. Notable tracks from the album include "Grand Unification Pt. 1" and "Pt. 2" and "Hazy Eyes".
Greg puts Grand Unification by Fightstar as his all-time favorite album.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 24, 2011
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Step-grandad

Step-grandad

A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!

2. Step-grandad

Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.
Hey bro, you're about as real as a step-grandad!
by Smell the roses October 1, 2016
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Grand Canyon

The act of spreading a girl's ass cheeks or vaginal lips, then ejaculating at the top and watching the cum drip down the crack, mimicking the river that flows in the Grand Canyon.
She was begging me to cum on her, so I spread those cheeks and gave her the Grand Canyon.
by recklessxx November 15, 2011
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Grand Central Station

An incorrect term commonly used when referring to Grand Central Terminal.
Person 1: I'll meet you at Grand Central Station.

Person 2: It's Grand Central Terminal you tourist!
by Murjax May 17, 2010
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Garland

A shy manly man. Very protective but comes across controlling. Is addive as drugs are so he will become your habit. Likes to stick to himself unless in a relationship than you will always be with him. Is not a family man but does have family. Well known as the bad boy. Most people are afraid of him but he can be a teddy bear. One of the best fisherman out there. Had a true love for the word of God but doesn't always follow his own religion. Best date would be on a beach camping.
Garland tok me fishing with him today.
by Cowboyslady December 21, 2016
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Papi Chulo's Grand Slam

the act of performing anal sex on a goat, while receiving anal sex from a dog, whilst licking the vagina of a chupacabra.
I need to visit a doctor. I went to Tijuana, got black out drunk, and performed Papi Chulo's Grand Slam...
by diputsru January 10, 2017
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