farthing candle

Farthing candle would be dimness.

Dimness is low mental acuity. Jason's ability to grasp the

gravity of his situation was more like the farthing candle
than the lazer beam.

by Janey Houser September 12, 2009

fatherfucker

The gay equivalent of a motherfucker, since, of course, a homosexual wouldn't fuck his mother.

'Ey, did you see that skinny-ass dyed-haired little hipster shit over there? Fuckin' gay-ass fatherfucker.

by Neocoustic March 21, 2016

Father

A familial member unbeknownst to black people.

Person A: Hey Tyrone Jenkins, where's your father?

Person B: Nigga what the fuck is a father?

by Nig Cur October 3, 2018

Father

A man who ejaculate into your mother then leaves and never be seen or heard of ever again until he goes broke

Me: what’s a dad

Mom: a sorry sun of a bitch that doesn’t pay child support that’s a father

Me: Ohhhhh

by Jack smith6273 September 2, 2019

Farther

Somebody who went for milk but never came back

Mom: hunny were out of milk could you get some?
Farther: aw shit here we go again

by anonymous November 9, 2021

fatherless people

types of fatherless people are pngtubers, roblox slenders and cnp's, furrys etc

hey bro are pngtubers fatherless?
most of then except for the gigachad v1nce cuh.
oh so most of the are fatherless people?
yeah
oh

by monkis gigachad brother July 14, 2022

mother-fathered

When someone asks two different people for the same item, or tasks to be done, to ensure that the said item or task is obtained. Only to have both people perform the task.

Mark ask both his mother and father for a I-Pad for his birthday, and on his birthday he recieved two I-Pads. He had mother-fathered them.

by Ariksta August 14, 2011